Context: Teaching about the Revolutionary War and how Ethan Allen and the Green Mountain Boys captured Fort Ticonderoga from the British:
Teacher (me): "In rushing up the stairs to the officer's quarters, Ethan Allen banged on the door and demanded the surrender of the fort. The British captain was awakened and demanded to know by what authority the fort was being attacked. Allen replied "In the name of the Great Jehovah and the Continental Congress!".
8th grade male student: "What was he, a Jehovah's Witness or something?"
Student: "Well, you know, knocking on the door and talking about Jehovah..."
"The fundamental principles of our religion are the testimony of the Apostles and Prophets, concerning Jesus Christ, that He died, was buried, and rose again the third day, and ascended into heaven; and all other things which pertain to our religion are only appendages to it."