Thursday, January 17, 2008

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

It's rare that I get an email that makes me truly laugh, but this one did. Hope you enjoy it too!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" (Not funny anymore)

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


Sally F said...

How can you be posting at 5:15am?!? Yikes! And Sara posted at my site at 2:15am, so you guys are barely even crossing in the night!

I love those ideas. Let me know if you actually do any of them!

JAMIE said...

He posts that early cause of seminary...and 2 am is the only time to get on...
OK, I am still busting up from this. I am going to do as many as I can. The diet water, the "to go" I wish I could just remember all of them as I go throughout my day!

Eugene Lakes said...

Funny post today - some of them actually sound like something you two made up. Great blog sites, book list and easy access to my favorite people in the whole world. Thanks. How do you have time?!

Kelli W. said...

Hey Spence! These are FUNNY!!! Thanks for sharing! And is Eugene lakes you mom? If so, why the heck haven't you ever made a comment on my blog? Showing favoritism??? What the heck?

The Lakes said...

Those are great! Thanks for the laugh! Love your blog!

SusieQ said...

Some of those are really funny. I think I'll try a few.

Ashlee's Recipe Box said...

I'm going to try do the ATM one...really I am. I'll let you know!

Jill said...

That last comment was from me, I was in another account, accidentally. :)

Nate Probert said...

HA HA HA HA HA Good call with posting that Its 2:30 in the morning and Im trying to be quite but Im in the front room busting up so loud In Accordance with the prophecy